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== Summary == | |||
As the eccentric leader of the wildest state, the only limits of Baron Methuselah Graham's chaotic rule are on Fyorina's borders. Short and pudgy with brown hair shaped like a bowl and a blue cape even longer than his body, the Baron doesn't give the appearance of a war hero, but he was instrumental in creating the surprise tactics that allowed the colonial Vinland militia to overwhelm the forces of Deus Ultima. | |||
The baron’s public story is that he was part of the native Fyorinians who were already there when the Antilleans landed. They supposedly had their own God who gets manifested through a living person and the baron is currently that person. He claims the antilleans locked him up and they put them with the worst part of the worst because they knew how dangerous he was. That story gave him cachet among the prisoners and he orchestrated a breakout while the antilleans were changing labor just because it’s so goddamn hot there. They don’t stay around that long so he does that and they coordinate to break out when the labor it’s lowest | The baron’s public story is that he was part of the native Fyorinians who were already there when the Antilleans landed. They supposedly had their own God who gets manifested through a living person and the baron is currently that person. He claims the antilleans locked him up and they put them with the worst part of the worst because they knew how dangerous he was. That story gave him cachet among the prisoners and he orchestrated a breakout while the antilleans were changing labor just because it’s so goddamn hot there. They don’t stay around that long so he does that and they coordinate to break out when the labor it’s lowest | ||
But the real story is that a whole bunch of drunk Georgians just wandered down there before [[Fyorina]] was an established colony, and just did their shit there with [[Georgina]]’s rules. The Baron was picked up as some common criminal, and the warden of the jail is like a “ Spanish redeeming governor” who thinks the barren can be rehabilitated just like a barbarian becoming a christian. While imprisoned, he is put through a course of religious indoctrination, which is where he gets the idea for lances torture and also realizes how religion wins over people and thinks he can do it way better. He begins to do that and coordinates all the prisoners for the escape, same way as the [[ | == Colonial Vinland == | ||
But the real story is that a whole bunch of drunk Georgians just wandered down there before [[Fyorina]] was an established colony, | |||
== War of Revolutions == | |||
and just did their shit there with [[Georgina]]’s rules. The Baron was picked up as some common criminal, and the warden of the jail | |||
== United Vinland == | |||
is like a “ Spanish redeeming governor” who thinks the barren can be rehabilitated just like a barbarian becoming a christian. While imprisoned, he is put through a course of religious indoctrination, which is where he gets the idea for lances torture and also realizes how religion wins over people and thinks he can do it way better. He begins to do that and coordinates all the prisoners for the escape, same way as the [[other]] strategy, but in his jail cell is a hanging blue tapestry of [[Deus Ultima]] Sins. He looks at it each day he’s imprisoned ande finally he puts it over his head over wears it like a cape because his real strategy taught him that you have to look bad ass to win over followers. Essentially it’s strong man propaganda. | |||
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Revision as of 17:19, 9 May 2026
Summary
As the eccentric leader of the wildest state, the only limits of Baron Methuselah Graham's chaotic rule are on Fyorina's borders. Short and pudgy with brown hair shaped like a bowl and a blue cape even longer than his body, the Baron doesn't give the appearance of a war hero, but he was instrumental in creating the surprise tactics that allowed the colonial Vinland militia to overwhelm the forces of Deus Ultima.
The baron’s public story is that he was part of the native Fyorinians who were already there when the Antilleans landed. They supposedly had their own God who gets manifested through a living person and the baron is currently that person. He claims the antilleans locked him up and they put them with the worst part of the worst because they knew how dangerous he was. That story gave him cachet among the prisoners and he orchestrated a breakout while the antilleans were changing labor just because it’s so goddamn hot there. They don’t stay around that long so he does that and they coordinate to break out when the labor it’s lowest
Colonial Vinland
But the real story is that a whole bunch of drunk Georgians just wandered down there before Fyorina was an established colony,
War of Revolutions
and just did their shit there with Georgina’s rules. The Baron was picked up as some common criminal, and the warden of the jail
United Vinland
is like a “ Spanish redeeming governor” who thinks the barren can be rehabilitated just like a barbarian becoming a christian. While imprisoned, he is put through a course of religious indoctrination, which is where he gets the idea for lances torture and also realizes how religion wins over people and thinks he can do it way better. He begins to do that and coordinates all the prisoners for the escape, same way as the other strategy, but in his jail cell is a hanging blue tapestry of Deus Ultima Sins. He looks at it each day he’s imprisoned ande finally he puts it over his head over wears it like a cape because his real strategy taught him that you have to look bad ass to win over followers. Essentially it’s strong man propaganda.